Category Archives: Plastic Surgery

What the hell did Fergie do to her face?

So Ferga-li-cious decided she needed to be more beautiful and she has ended up, well, looking like a typical plasticized freak. The whole controversy started with her appearance on American Idol where she came out looking — well, different. The … Continue reading

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WAG: Who the hell is this chick?

Time for a Wild-Ass-Guess on who is this sad creature on the left? Not to mention the obviously strained, uncomfortable reporter on the right. Ok, a few hints: 1) Blondie claims to have the same talent as the King of … Continue reading

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Former Miss Argentina, Solange Magnano dies from cosmetic surgery

The gorgeous woman at the right went under the knife to firm her butt — and never came back. A former Miss Argentina and international model has died three days after booking herself in for a buttock lift at a … Continue reading

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What's wrong with this picture?

Could it be that the patient didn't have time to change out of freaky tights and pumps before her medical procedure? How about the cell-at-the-side? Is it on speaker for a conference call? Is she worried she will miss some … Continue reading

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Risk your vision for creepy eyelashes?

I stumbled upon an ad for "Novalash" this weekend so I went to check this product out online. Novalash will give you the "lashes nature should have given you," and its the only FORMALDEHYDE free lash extender (yep, that's embalming … Continue reading

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Got Wrinkles? Find a pig.

Botox? Pleeassse….that is so yesterday. Pig is where it's at. Pig tendons actually, currently used with the in crowd in NY, those willing to sacrifice health in the name of personal vanity. It's called "Evolence," how chic.  "In the 1980s, … Continue reading

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Real Women Say Their Age

"Mama, at school when we sing Happy Birthday to the teachers, we don't say their age," inquired my 9 year old daughter. "Oh really? What do you mean?" knowing full well exactly what she was getting to. "We skip the … Continue reading

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Totally whacked beauty products

 It appears the Japanese have one-upped Americans on the creation of the most insane beauty tools. The Face Slimmer(aka Hanibel Lecter mask) is the latest hot seller on Amazon. The concept is you will sweat your face off in this … Continue reading

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Look Good Dead

When planning your last will and testament, its all in the details babe. Your personal mortician needs to know you want to look young and foxy in your coffin (no closed casket for you- it's time to shine!) According to … Continue reading

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Mickey Rourke: Dude, what happened??

Well, well, it’s sure nice to see a MAN butcher himself for a change. Former “beautiful” person turned beast, actor Mickey Rourke has come out of hiding to accept a Golden Globe Award and Oscar Nomination, only to scare the … Continue reading

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