
Botox? Pleeassse….that is so yesterday.
Pig is where it's at.
Pig tendons actually, currently used with the in crowd in NY, those willing to sacrifice health in the name of personal vanity.
It's called "Evolence," how chic.
"In the 1980s, we got ourselves shot full of bovine (cow)
collagen (which required an allergy test several
weeks beforehand,
never desirable when one is seeking an instant pick-me-up).
In the
’90s, we began freezing our faces with a derivative of the botulism
toxin.

In 2003 came Restylane, a breakthrough hyaluronic acid (or H.A.,
as it’s known in the trade) derived from
bacteria.
Nowadays many New
York doctors also offer Radiesse, a filler made of synthetic liquid
bone, and Sculptra, which was invented to treat the hollow cheeks of
H.I.V. patients. " - NY Observer, Meredith Bryan.
Cow Collagen. Botulism Toxin. Bacteria. Liquid Bone….on to pig tendons! Down with wrinkles!

Just gimme a shot of whatever you got – if I get nodules in my lips that have to be surgically removed – so
be it! Who cares if my religion says I can't eat pig….they didn't say can't inject it in my face!
Shhh…best of all – this stuff can easily be hidden from the hubby since it leaves no bruising, bumps or redness! You'll be dancing the night away within the hour and he will be loving you like his twenty year old girlfriend.
How lovely,
-mV
P.S. Just in case you are still curious…take a look at these beauties. Whoa.



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