It appears the Japanese have one-upped Americans on the creation of the most insane beauty tools.
The Face Slimmer(aka Hanibel Lecter mask) is the latest hot seller on Amazon.
The concept is you will sweat your face off in this thing, and according to recent purchasers it is “tight as hell and it reeks”.
But hey, chubby little cheeks no more! Kinda tempting isn’t it?
Then again, it may scar the children for life, so I will pass.
Now pair this with the Slim Mouth Piecebuilt upon the concept that a wider mouth makes your face look thinner. Damn, I wish I had this thing back in Paris when my agent had me doing face exercises to get rid of my baby fat.
On to what is perhaps the most disturbing torture tool, the Nose Squeezer.
Man, this thing has got to hurt like hell! It’s basically a clothespin pinching your nose.
Gives me the shivers.
Finally, the neck. We all know our necks are waayy to short so now some genius came up with a Neck Stretcher to make all our dreams come true.
Ahhhh….when will we make piece with our face, our bodies? I fear never.
There is a sucker born every minute,