Look Good Dead
3 Feb
When planning your last will and testament, its all in the details babe.
Your personal mortician needs to know you want to look young and foxy in your coffin (no closed casket for you- it's time to shine!)
According to FoxNews, undertakers say more and more people are asking to be tucked and
smoothed out for their funeral to look good for their friends and
family .
Go heavy on the botox, collagen, and whatever you can get your hands on….this is not a time to be a cheapskate!
Related posts:
Isn’t that the most ridiculous thing?! From my knowledge, people are there to mourn the loss of a person, not their appearance. Frankly, if my friends are critical of my appearance when I’m in a coffin, that’s not a friend.
That’s the *last* thing I think about at a funeral.
Really, how idiotic can someone be?
“Oh Sally, did you see how *wrinkly* Jane’s corpse was?”
“Oh yeah, she looked totally old.”
That’s just… insane. It really is.
I don’t come from a background that really goes for open caskets anyway, so it would be completely useless for me, but I cannot imagine the sheer vanity that would make someone sit and plan that.
dear mama v, this is off topic, but have you seen ann coulter’s legs on tmz? here is the link http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/03/ann-coulter-is-a-really-skinny-bitch/
(i didn’t think it was possible to be that skinny And alive).