Alba is the latest photoshop victim, airbrushed into some sort of cartoonish SuperHero version of herself.
A little nip and tuck at the waist, and slim down those chunky thighs please. Those collarbones need to really pop, we want to see bones. Vulptuious breasts must literally be pouring out of the top of the halter dress. Add some slutty red lipstick and a few sexy wisps to the hair – and now one of the world's most gorgeous women is good enough for Campari.
Freaky-ist part? Check out her eyeballs. They moved her damn pupils so she is staring at the camera!
For cripes sake, if this doesn't make you ill, not sure what will.