I met Mr. Jeffry Life, MD., on last Friday night’s red eye to Chicago while flipping through a Sky Mall magazine. This 67 year old poster boy woke me up quick with his proud pose for a company called Cenegenics, a “medical institite dedicated to hormone optimization.”
This is nothing but freaky. He looks like they glued his old head on some young buck’s body. Isn’t it odd that he didn’t care about enhancing his face and hair as well?
Today, I asked my 7 year old daughter “What do you think about this picture?”
“His shirt is kind of tight and his head is too small. He looks like a weirdo dude guy,” she said.
On to the next freak…..
I made the mistake of turning the page, only to be find this spook gazing at me.
Another Physican, face stretched like a sausage, trying to convince me he is the guy to choose for my breast implants. Who’s taking their shirt off for this character?
Here’s the kicker…his web address: BodybyBloch.com
I’ll pass, I think I will head on over to the listing below Bloch, called “Out To Dinner Breast Augmentation” in Texas. I hear Doc Tubbetts over there has got it going on. You’ll find this boob master at TheBestBreast.com.
Ladies, I am glad we are no longer the only suckers in the world.
What in the hell ever happened to growing old gracefully?