Have women just completely lost it? This magazine cover is following me everywhere, from the airport, to the bookstore, to the gym- I see it constantly.
New Beauty Magazine is in a class all by itself. It’s mission is to coach women on how to mold themselves from a human being, to a plastic waif with a paralyzed face. I’m telling you, this is sci-fi at its best.
Let’s take a look at how the magazine and website is categorized:
SKIN: Here you will find a lovely list of ways to burn, peel, and inject your god given skin to make damn sure no “expression” lines peek through the surface.
BODY : Lift, suck, and tuck whenever, and where ever possible.
FACE: As if the word “rhinoplasty” isn’t freaky enough, we are now all too familiar with the word “augmentation,” which means “the amount by which something increases,” in this case most commonly seen in breasts or lips puffed beyond human form.
SMILE: If you make it to this section, and can still move your face, why not brighten that smile, to a pure, glaring, blinding, unnatural white….yeah, now I am pretty.
Bottomline…we have too much damn time and money on our hands.